You're from Colorado If..

• You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
• When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt.
• It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled.
• You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
• You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them.
• 'Humid' is over 25%.
• Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
• You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.
• You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard .
• You know what the Continental Divide is.
• You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
• You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult.
• You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
• You always know the elevation of where you are.
• You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow.
• You actually know that ** South Park ** is a real place not just a show on TV.
• You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder .
• You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags.
• A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.
• You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue
• And. . When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.